What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

After a few moments he returns.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

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HELLO

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What was it like being spanked as a kid?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

{RING} {RING}

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Yes sir it is.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.